what have i done

ok ok i got suckered... and im doing this cause i have nothing better to do at this point of time...here goes.... (hings that i have done are in bold.)

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights - pictures dont count hor? ok , no then.
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - with jessica and mimi
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ... more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a seizure
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime - does healthy-ish count?
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ... and gotten 86’ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair - at school i think
196: Dyed your hair
197: Been a DJ
198: Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199: Written your own role playing game
200: Been arrested

shacked out...

Lord of the Strings

The Financial controller of Cisco was in jail for a few days simply because pornographic dvds were found in a package sent from California to his home . Apparently it was sent by his brother and his brother admitted that the dvds belonged to him... the top exec was then released and was issued with a warning from the police with no charges pressed. this is not what i wanna talk bout... its the dvds that caught my interest...

Some of the titles of the dvds found - Copulation Nation, Lord of the Strings, Frivolous Lola ...

its funny how these porn directors come up with titles likke these...especially those that spoof movie titles.... like Lord of the Strings (LOTR) ... i've come across some though i have not watched them... titles like Home But Not Alone (Home Alone) , Jurassic Carpark (Jurassic park , yes you guessed it... its bout making out in the carpark) and Womb Raider (Tomb Raider) ... these titles damn funny.... how bout Saving Ryan's Privates? know of any other funny titles?

G for Gwen

This is one song i absolutely love... gwen's voice..how the music comes in... and it gives me the nostalgia although this song was only receiving airplay recently...


Artist: Gwen stefani
Song: Cool
Album: Love, Angel, Music, Baby

It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life...
Passes things get more comfortable
Everything is going right

And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool

We used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain

Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles, and now we're hangin' out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool

G for gosh!

met a super arrogant guy today... lets call him G ... i met him through a friend, D. D was asking G if he wanted to club... then G went on to say "wah lau...how old already still club? i not young anymore leh.... i clubbed all the way in UK ..now in singapore you ask me to go...anyway, the word 'clubbing' cannot be used on the wannabe-clubs here... last time i from work in clubs to become club member..blah blah blah...."

5 mins later ....

" UK drinks so cheap ah.... here fucking expensive.... blah blah blah..."

he was still talking bout uk clubbing.... i then turned to watch a lil bit of telly, a lil bit of people watching...trying to drop hints that his conversation wasnt interesting a lil long-winded....

another 5 mins later...

"here the people in clubs all got one kind of face...not happy face... you walk into the club everyone stare at you.... in UK ..(shit not again) everyone smiling in the club...everyone all party animals..friends with everyone.... blah blah blah"

eh G, you can go stick all these yak up your arse! if you're not interested in going clubbing, then just simply tell D ." no thanks.. dont think i'm up for it.." no need to give your UK bullshit and all... go there study PhD come back say singapore this not good singapore that not good....

and the way he talks to D, never give face at all.... to think D introduced G to me as his buddy...

D, if you ever read this (which i highly doubt), drop this Giant Giraffe-looking, Gey-kiang Geeebye buddy of yours.... he thinks his high and mighty...ptui!

Rick Astley

thursday morning... 11.35am ...nice cool weather... *yawn* .... lets shift our attention 11 hours back...

wednesday night, 12.35am
venue : zouk, mambo jambo
crowd : your usual chin cheong looking ah bengs and ah lians PLUS lots of people you least expect to be there !

Marcus (not his real name) decided to head to Zouk for a drink and also to reminisce the good ol mambo days... but of course, he only wanted to stay a while..something like ½ an hour to 45 mins kinda thing. Then Angela Ang (her real name) tried frantically to get Marcus' attention... it was only then Marcus realised Angela was pointing Jessica(not her real name) out to Marcus...

Marcus was happy and amused to see Jessica... cause he hasnt seen her in a while and to actually see her at mambo was something! Jessica has a friend with her, whom Marcus knew...erm....what name should i give her.... ok lets call her Jaime. Jessica was testing Marcus on his retro knowledge but apparently Marcus didnt do too well... while Jaime was a lil amused by their antics, she was also dragged to the bar to drink on certain occasions...

"~i should be so lucky...lucky lucky lucky.....~"

"~together forever and never apart...together forever we two~"

"~S-A-F-E-T-Y~"

"~only you can set me free, cause i'm guilty...guilty~"

It wasnt long before Marcus , Jessica and Jaime got tired of Mambo and they decided to leave ... they kinda agreed that Mambo sucked...but Marcus thought it sucked...simply because he wasnt intoxicated....it was then they saw a Ferrari pulling into Zouk's carpark... and it was in Apple Green!! yucks... looked like Grasshopper.....

"~Everytime i see you falling, i get down on my knees and pray.... I'm waiting for that final moment , to say the words that i cant say~"

thursday morning... 11.35am ...nice cool weather... *yawn* .... lets shift our attention 11 hours back...

wednesday night, 12.35am
venue : zouk, mambo jambo
crowd : your usual chin cheong looking ah bengs and ah lians PLUS lots of people you least expect to be there !

Marcus (not his real name) decided to head to Zouk for a drink and also to reminisce the good ol mambo days... but of course, he only wanted to stay a while..something like ½ an hour to 45 mins kinda thing. Then Angela Ang (her real name) tried frantically to get Marcus' attention... it was only then Marcus realised Angela was pointing Jessica(not her real name) out to Marcus...

Marcus was happy and amused to see Jessica... cause he hasnt seen her in a while and to actually see her at mambo was something! Jessica has a friend with her, whom Marcus knew...erm....what name should i give her.... ok lets call her Jaime. Jessica was testing Marcus on his retro knowledge but apparently Marcus didnt do too well... while Jaime was a lil amused by their antics, she was also dragged to the bar to drink on certain occasions...

"~i should be so lucky...lucky lucky lucky.....~"

"~together forever and never apart...together forever we two~"

"~S-A-F-E-T-Y~"

"~only you can set me free, cause i'm guilty...guilty~"

It wasnt long before Marcus , Jessica and Jaime got tired of Mambo and they decided to leave ... they kinda agreed that Mambo sucked...but Marcus thought it sucked...simply because he wasnt intoxicated....it was then they saw a Ferrari pulling into Zouk's carpark... and it was in Apple Green!! yucks... looked like Grasshopper.....

"~Everytime i see you falling, i get down on my knees and pray.... I'm waiting for that final moment , to say the words that i cant say~"

'no' fireworks...

guess what? i'm back with a new post and some photos.. didnt take tonnes of photos but still some though.... the weekend came and gone in a flash ...good times never last as long as bad times...


cute right, these mushrooms... they're actually red bean chocolate biscuits.. they're so interesting and cute..yep you guessed it, they're from japan..courtesy of my jet-setting friend...

so many of them!!!!

the typical cute japanese packaging ... (side note : notice how some people pronounce 'japanese' as 'jer-pan-nis' ...)

earlier on, i went with a friend hoping to catch some fireworks since it was the last day of the singapore fireworks festival... didnt catch any from national day eve or even national day itself... so we drove to temasek boulevard or i think thats the road name... the road that leads to ritz carlton and esplanade (the one you get to go below ECP) and then we were stuck in a major traffic jam!!! cause everyone stopped to see fireworks...and cars lined the side of the roads... but since singapore is such a green city...we have soooooooooooooooo many trees that they blocked our view of the fireworks totally (well, 90%). so there we were, stuck in a traffic jam, honking everywhere, and only 10% sight of the fireworks....

"bwaaaaahhh...cannot see fireworks..."

so what we do? we improvise.....


we have our own mini-fireworks!!

the whole fireworks show lasted 10-15 mins..but the jam lasted 45mins...grrr... so we decided to go for a good cuppa and we ended up playing something we havent played in a looooong while.....

good ol' UNO!!
yea, sure the good ol' UNO ..we played like 5 rounds cause it round took quite a while..and i lost 4 rounds in a row... champion right??

creepy, I predicted Chelsea to win 1-0 and they really did... goodness... to all those whom I told to stay out of the chelsea game yet still placed your bets on them ... i got 3 words for you.... "TOLD YOU SO!"
then again, people out there who dont really bet soccer would think "ok wat ..chelsea won...so win money wat.." well no, cause the opposition had a 1.5 goal advantage... meaning to say, the final score Chelsea 1 Wigan 1.5 ...
then you might ask where got 0.5 goal one ... well this, im damn lazy to explain..go ask your friendly ah beng punter with a beer,at the coffeeshop or people who spend hours standing at Sinagpore Pools outlets staring at the LCD screens...

writer's block

i know it's been a while since this blog has anything new... been suffering the 'writer's block' .. dont know what to write in here.. this weekend, i'm trying to take a number of pictures and then hopefully load them up here... in the meantime let me see what photos i have.. not many...

yummy...

ok ok i promise to return with lots of interesting stuff... hopefully...

I'm so ronery

recently, this is a song i have been listening to...a lil bit way too much..hahah but i loooooooooooove it!! It's from the movie 'Team America'. you guys should really watch it...


I'm So Ronery
Kim Jong IlI'm... so... ronery. So ronery,
So ronery and sadry arone.
There's no one, just me onry
Sitting on my rittre throne
I work wery hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry...
And so... I'm ronery.
A little ronery.
Poor rittre me...
There's nobody I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kind of sihry, but not rearry.
Because it's fihring my body with rage
I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit
But nobody erse seems to rerarize it
When I change the wohrd maybe they'rr notice me...
And until then... I'rr just be ronery. Hehhh, a rittre ronery...
Poor rittre me......

I'm... so... ronery...



by the way, if you want the mp3, I have it... i can send it to you upon request...

LOTS of SPACE

kindly ignore the dates from the previous post.... read the papers this morning.. smoking will be banned from all kopitiams(cofffeeshops) and hawker centres come july 2006 and for entertainment spots, july 2007.

if you guys were to read the FORUM today, there was an interesting post. This guy wrote in to say how the word 'lot' has been wrongly used by 99% of Singaporeans. A lot of us think that a parking 'lot' is a vacant space where you can park your vehicle... but a lot refers to a plot of land reserved for an activity and you don't exactly need a whole plot of land to park your car. so we should stop saying "oei, theres a parking lot over there!" Instead, it should be , "Oei!! there got parking SPACE!!" just thought that was something worth posting ....

smoke out!

was watching the news earlier... smoking is gonna be banned at coffeeshops and hawker centres come May 2006 and entertainment spots will not entertain smoking (no pun intended) come 2007.... that might really really help me quit smoking... not that i hang out at these places a lot but chances are i smoke at these places....

so take note of these dates...

1) Labour Day Eve (30/04/06) - Dont go clubbing or play mahjong , go to your nearest coffeeshop and puff the night away....

2) New Year Eve (31/12/06) - Since you can't smoke at kopitiams anymore, dont bother going there... all go zouk. Then smoke while counting down... make sure you all smoke so much that you produce more smoke than zouk's own "pssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh!!!" smoke machine!