Think About It

Can you cry under water?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up likeevery two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binocularsto look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see younaked anyway.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't pointto their crotch when
they ask where the bathroom is?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but callit a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?