Wednesday, August 23, 2006

execution?


Someone said my blog is boring. Maybe I should just kill it. You think?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Boys 2 Men

If an 18yr old can pick up a rifle and fight for his country, why can't he go to a cinema and watch an R-rated show?

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

dick

Home and showered. Rough day at work. Got thrown at a kazillion things to complete. And i must say i hate doing up powerpoint. totally. grrr... i havent written anything in this blog for 8 days. not that i got 'form' to write now. im so off form. oh well.




i miss YOU.

Monday, August 07, 2006

I'm an artist!!



steam

Wedding over saturday and sunday.
fun.
drinks.
steam at work now.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Hi dad

Was with a friend earlier and he was telling me how his colleague got caught pleasuring himself when he was in his teens.

He's watching porn on his computer. Got a little excited and decided to do something about it. He starts to stroke himself and begins masturbation. Just as he was enjoying himself, his dad walks into his room looking for him. At this point of time, he still doesn't know that his dad is behind him. Anyone would have known that someone had walked him but not him.... you know why? ...

CAUSE HE HAD FRIGGING HEADPHONES ON!!!!

Fucking hilarious.