what a night

last night, i went to THE LIVING ROOM at Marriot Hotel to have some drinks with loads of friends... what we thought to be an engagement party turned out to be otherwise....the couple made an announcment... " people, we have been married since this morning!!" damn it! and i thought they were gonna announce when they're gonna get married...heh

followed which ,one of our friends was celebrating her birthday as well... clock struck 12... friends gathered to sing her the birthday song... as the song ended , some friends started spraying streamers at the birthday girl... out of nowhere, her face, shoulders and arms caught fire!!! blue flame!! some of our friends who didnt get to witness what happened thought that the birthday was served waterfalls... luckily we put out the fire real quick and promptly took her to the hospital...
and i respect her for not panicking and in fact, could still laugh bout it...

luckily it's superficial...

G, i wish you a happy birthday, sure was helluva memorable one.... and a speedy recovery!

sword in the chest

last night as i was home ...my throat felt irritated.. woke up this morning...true enough... i was gonna fall sick...i could feel phglem in my system....

so i thought i'd be fine just by spitting out all the pghlem.... the whole day i couldnt do it cause there wasnt enough phglem. you know how jialat it can be when you dont have enough of those green shit to ensure that your spitting is a less painful one.... ( the less phglem you got , the more painful it is, more phglem you got, less painful...dont ask me why)

i was irritated by the throat the whole day... so i thought i shall force myself to get some of the green stuff out of my chest.... i tried for a couple of times and out it came and landed in the basin before i promptly washed it down... but at the same time, my chest fucking hurt!!!!!!!! it felt like someone pushed a sword right in the middle of my chest...and then twisting it somemore!!!! fucking pai...hnful you know ...how do i induce more phglem....

so i just w

F-up

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

F Diddy

Your father's so fat that when he went to class, he sat next to EVERYONE!

haha

I'm sorry but this one damn funny.

Q & A

Q : what do you get when you cross an elephant and a goldfish?

A : Swimming trunks!

shit...this is damn lame.....

pre-zoukout

im sitting at home bored...waiting to head out....

yes im going down to Zoukout later...will be catching the Liverpool game first at pennyblack...got some beer into the system first.... then head on down ...

Good alcohol, good company, good music, hopefully good crowd....

to all headed to Zoukout later...see ya!

Screw 2005

how quickly allies are formed and how bridges are burnt... amazing speed, it's truly astonishing. the human mind remains to be the most complicated thing found on Earth.

2005 has been a fucked up year for me personally and i can't wait for it to end. And I hope 2006 would be a much better year... Personally I'm a pretty optimistic person, come every year-end, I would always think to myself 'next year
will be a much much better year'. then come mid-yr i think to myself again 'who am i kidding man?'

To all you people, who in 2005 had your first car, your first house, your first job, your first promotion, your first wife/husband (of course i wouldnt hope you get a second one in the future), your first experience as a parent, your first visit to the revamped Zouk... whatever that made your day...or your year...i'm happy for you...but selfishly, I want 2005 to end ASAP.

i think i talked too much till this point.

hopefully you guys will see more here in this blog after a hiatus.