shall tell you guys bout my dream last night. it's pretty long and i dont know where to start since you know how weird dreams can be....

i remember i was 'practising' riding a scooter in a shopping centre. Holiday Plaza of JB to be exact. SO i was zipping around on this thing... going round corners, swerving out of the way of the patrons... then when suddenly i lost control of the scooter and hit straight into the wall! out of nowhere , this guy suddenly appeared with a group of people... whipping out a industrial measuring tape , then promptly measured the cracks on the floor and wall tiles.... i was thinking .."bloody hell...must be wanna make me pay for damages..." this conversation then took place.

Meauring tape guy : "tsk tsk.... damage bad ah... "

Me : "....."

Measuring tape guy : "each tile is gonna cost you RM 15,000."

Me : "you siao ah?! one tile RM 15,000!! you dont think i singaporean then can kar my money hor!! your tile come from where huh? take from buckingham palace one huh?!"

then the measuring tape guy looked stunned.... he just turned to the group of people with him...they were talking among themselves and then he shook hands with one of them.... that was when i realised they were making a deal ..something to do with tiles of course... and nothing to do with me.... i was so malu... i whistled and briskly walked away....

stupid dream, i know.

last night i met a girl ,A. She is soooooooooooooooooooooo damn cute cute cute.... kinda swept me off my feet a lil. then i soon found out she has a boyfriend of a month... and his name is sure long.... somehow sounded like sumeemasen.. oh well... she's damn hot... but to bad, madly in love with her boyfriend...honeymoon period i guess....

i miss

i miss playing mahjong.
i miss smoking on a cool night.
i miss the carefree days as a student.
i miss my bali holiday.
i miss my pulau sibu holiday.
i miss my bangkok holiday.
i miss stayovers with friends.
i miss being swept off my feet.
i miss the 50cents nasi lemak sold at my old place 15 years ago.
i miss starcom.
i miss my late grandmother.
i miss making breakfast for someone who's still in bed.
i miss good trance sets at zouk.
i miss gumby.

random pics

since now i can upload pics onto my blog...heres some random photos i took ... woohoo!!



Me and the bride... no no no, thats not my bride... and im not a bride-snatcher!! I was one of the brothers for the wedding.


M1 & M2 of Star Search. Friend and I were were on a 'Star Search' photo spree... and no, i wasnt biting onto something. Those were tickets that jumped right out of my shirt pocket.


Sunset of Bali.... i miss bali.... and the cheap beer and THAT super friendly taxi-driver....

Says it all... they can't spell but the message is so apt....

sua ku...

this is the first time i'm attempting to post a pic onto my blog..if it turns out successful, more pics coming your way!! then this blog wont be so dull.... yes yes..call me a 'chinaman'....

TRU$T

If banks are all bout trust and they're out to win our trust, then why are their pens all chained to the counters?

operation shitface

my my my...what a saturday it has been... me and 3 friends deicded to carry out OPERATION SHITFACE on tanjong beach yesterday...wanted to drink ourselves silly...so we brought along with us white wine, red wine, beer, beer and more beer... we started at 230pm and goodness, the beach was very empty... maybe cause it was cloudy and rain always looked potential. we started off with the red wine... finished it...then i had beer.... and when the white wine got chilled finally, we proceeded to the white wine.... after which one of us fell flat..... first to get shitfaced... i got slightly shitfaced... was talking crap and doing silly things but not passing out. all this happened till like 7ish...

at this time, i went off to join my some other friends at zion hawker centre (the old old one) and had very very good zi-char. the chilli fish is to die for.... i give it 2½ chopsticks out of 3. then i went back to my friend's place wanting to take a quick shower and at the same time borrow some dvds.... who's to know..suddenly he turns to me after my shower and said "Lets all go zouk!!" I thought "oh well, its only 9 plus...and its early...ok..." huge mistake... cabbed down to zouk... plonked ourselves in members ...then right in front of me , a bucket of hoegaardens appeared... (not magic lah, someone ordered) drink drink drink... at this time i was like "wah lan eh...today stomach got much much more alcohool than the water + food i took the whole day" then suddenly on all screens around zouk flashed "MOET 108 PER BOTTLE" ... I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "DIE DIE DIE" then my nice friends went to order 2 bottles..... champagne is a killer.... can never mix with anything!!!! so i limited myself to one glass.... after all that hoegaarden n moet settled down in our rummies, we thought we should dance it off and we hit the dancefloor....everything was ok...music was good... aldrin was on a high (and so were we) then my friends bumped into two guys who kept feeding us with e33s...... after the e33s... OPERATION SHITFACE II !! got shitfaced.... i got so fucking high i dont remember anything, i knew i just walked out straight to taxi stand and took a cab home..... without even telling my friends i was going off....

yesterday was just way way too much alcohol..... white, red wine... tiger beer.... hoegaarden.... champagne.... e33s ... i can open a bar in my tummy ... but then again, it was really good getting shitfaced after a long time..... heh

making noise

well well well...what do you know? in my last post, i just rant a lil bout not knowing if anyone reads my blog...suddenyl i get 4 people leaving comments after a drought....4 people...3 i know..one i dont...(who's 18?) sometimes must let go a bit..then people will wake up and realise ..'eh..actually must support this blog a bit..' well..my blog ain't eactly the most interesting thing to read.... heres probably some reasons why i got less hits than everyone else....

-I dont have xiaxue's talent in writing stuff and posting pics bout zouk membership and parties and those things... ok ok i admit... i read her blog..and i kinda like it for its silliness...
-I don't rant bout who jay chou should belong to.
-I dont go on china business trips.
-I'm not in Melbourne to attecd all the concerts and go shopping here n there... and show everone what i got at a warehouse sale.
-I didnt go to bangkok with a boyfriend
-I dont have to clean the house because i dont have a husband who just got back to singapore
-I dont post nude pics of muself ( i think you guys rather i not)

some of these may sound familiar..but hey,i'm not taking a jibe at you guys... just 'suan' you all a lil... well my blog's just a lil space for me to make noise... if you dont understand what's make noise , it means kao(4)bei(3)kao(4)bu(4). since now i know there are people whom i dont know reading this...i'll try to make this blog a lil more interesting...cant promise you as interesting as some of those out there...but i'll still try....


today this girl kept pronoucing 'pizza' as 'pee-zha' 'pee-zha' and coleslaw as 'coleshawl' 'coleshawl' .... well done... you have done singaporeans proud once more.... that national day song by rui-en and taufik is everywhere.... trying to brainwash us...and its taking effect...the darn song's stuck in my head....

~we can touch the skies.... with wings we soar up highhhhhhhhhhhhh~

keep those comments coming... make me laugh.... i need to laugh

yam seng

hey guys...wait a minute..who am i saying hi to? no one leaves comments here..nobody says anything to me bout my blog... dont even know if theres anyone reading this at all.... anyway i had a good weekend... on saturday, helped out at a wedding as a 'brother'. was my first time being one... on fri night, i thought i go on home early and sleep for the busy day ahead the next day.... was on the bed... looked at the clock...1am..... 2am.... 230am... i was still awake.... 3am... 4am....415am.... 445am..... 5am.... 6am... "aiyah..no need to sleep liao...can go bath and change already" (had to be at tiong bahru at 730am).

got to the groom's place and he wasnt even ready yet...then the skies opened up and poured heavily.... we soon made our way in a convoy to the bride's place... there we were awaiting all sorts of tekan..but they turned out weak.... we had to drink some stuff which we found out was stout mixed with eggs... then we had to eat chilli padis ... then one whole bottle of jam..(i hate jam)... and a donut heavily stuffed with butter n kaya..yummy... then lasty we had to wear thongs n dance to that group who sang 'barbie girl' ....er... suddenly cannot remember.... then made our way to both parents' places for tea ceremony ... then dropped off some of the other brothers at shangri-la before i decided to head back home for a good warm shower and a change of shirt.... hear that the food at the island ballroom was so-so... i dont know...didnt really get to eat much...was busy running around running the show.... in the end...it was a tiring but definitely memorable and fun event....

by the way, WAR OF THE FARKING WORLDS has got to be one of the worst movies i ever watched....... its so bad that i think the aliens in the show should just kill everyone who had worked in that movie....

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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! i'm crying...

ouch

i feel broken , torn , shattered... i feel terrible... i feel its like i've been thrown of a cliff and hitting onto the hard ground, breaking me into a thousand pieces... i feel snapped. i feel like i'm being cut up. i'm shattered indeed.

Sat 7.40 am morning

it's fucking 7.40am saturday morning... i should be still in bed at this time but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...my beloved mother had to wake me up and give me shit about an email(my resume) which my auntie didnt receive from me the whole day... apparently the email bounced back because i left out a fullstop... thats right!! a fullstop!! I got woken up this fucking early on a nice saturday morning simply because of a fucking fullstop.

i had to drag myself out of bed, brushed my teeth (with green tea toothpaste...ewwww), washed my face and then plonked myself in front of the PC... i had to show my mum the email stating that there was a delivery failure... then i sent out the email all over... in her presence. makes me feel nostalgic... me, a 3 yr old kid in a playpen, being watched over by mother who's close behind.... then during this whole time, she started nagging..."Why didnt you check whether it was sent ?" blah blah blah.... "these few days keep coming back so late!!" ..... "you're treating this whole house like a hotel all over again!"(for goodness sake ma! this week i came back home late on 3 occasions..the past 3 months, I've been home most of the time!) then she went on to nag bout a lot of other things... attempting to put me on a guilt trip...all these on an FUCKING EARLY saturday morning.....

im so fucking awake i cant go back to sleep.... kow!