lousy start

negative... negative ..negative... its been 2 months since we ushered in 2005... i've been looking back..and everything seems to be negative for me... im unhappy... am not smiling... in fact i think i am depressed. very depressed.

disturbing

watched jan dara yesterday... you know, the thai movie with christy chung in it..
the show damn one kind.. besides its very porn storyline, the way the movie was shot was also kinda creepy..everything was dark. even in the day..it was dark!

christy chung was hot and all... *glee* but the characters seem to be screwing with one another...

1) father screws late wife's cousin
2) "son" screws father's #59 wife aka christy chung (he's not the real son, he was a foster son)
3) cook's son screws young mistress
4) cook's son screws maid (same guy!)
5) father screws daughter, and daughter gets pregnant
6) father's #59 wife aka christy chung "screws" father's daughter (after the daughter gave birth)
7) "son" screws a maid he meets at his own wedding (the "son" is made to marry the father's daughter)

i believe theres more screwing here and there just that the whole movie was too dark and everyone almost looked the same... anyway i would like to do christy chung...

do it, just do it - starsky

trippy

i just had one of the weirdest dreams.

you know dreams, you dont really remember them...since i still can remember parts of it...i better put them down onto my blog.. this is what happened...

i was in a shophouse.. hearsay there was something/someone hiding in there...an evil force of sorts... (not so much of a spirit but in a human form)..we ( i also dont know who's we) were all slowly creeping around the place. hoping to subdue this evil. suddenly this auntie ran up to me and said " you'd better go change and run fast!" my first thought was that this evil thing(lets call him chan) had seen me and is now after me. i had better change my top and run away as fast as i can.. so i rushed out thru the back door, changing at the same time.. i remembered slipping into a blue linen shirt.. i ran out and then i hid behind a sign at the roadside that reads
"H O L L Y W O O D". thru the gaps of the sign , i could see him running past...(surprisingly, he was wearing the exact same top as i did) so i made my way back to the shophouse.. funny that everyone's not around and my guess was that they went for lunch.

weather was terrible and i was panting.. decided to make myself a nice cold drink and vegetate in front of the television. I was watching a documentary on fishes when suddenly chan storms right in. i knew there was no way i could escape..so i decided to remain calm.. he sat me down, forcefully and started interrogating me.. apparently he thinks im from some other planet or something. he turned his attention to the TV and insists that my "planet" is sending a message out to me, giving me orders and stuff.. but i told chan that this was merely a show, a documentary on fishes..he refused to believe and then turned to me and said "you got a lot of money right?" i looked at him, kinda resigned to my own fate, took out a bundle of notes comprising of 5 dollars and 2 dollars notes (probably from the CNY gambling) and among the notes, we saw a "ONE BILLION DOLLARS" note...wasnt from the singapore board of currencies. it looked more like a dollar bill from the mad magazine game. chan then believed that it was real money..idiot.

then came in two cops... (husband n wife somemore). they were looking for me apparently (did i commit a crime?) and i told them that i would leave with them... then i grabbed chan's head and started slamming his head into a cabinet several times... that made him slightly unconscious and slowed him down..i handcuffed him with his very own pair of handcuffs, to the toilet door and i left with the couple cops... then i realised that i did not remove the key to the handcuffs from chan's pocket...how clever! so as i left with the cops, i was telling them the entire story and how chan strikes fear into me and everyone else... they were smiling as i was telling them the happenings, and along the way i also found out that the female cop has an affair with a hairstylist who was with them ...funny thing was the couple cops and the hairstylist were heading to a ktv bar...(dont ask me why they came looking for me in the first place)
at this point of time, the sun was shining on me gloriously and it got too hot for me to continue with the dumb/weird dream...

just thought that i share this with you guys...wonder what happened to chan... if he appears in your dreams, tell me.. :)

trivia...

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

what am i?

lisa ang

i met lisa ang today... she's soooooooooooo beautiful and eloquent.. and witty... and shes 8 months pregnant..

darn

bet many of you guys out there went to buy toto ...even a friend who's in UK got her mum to buy for her..beat that... 05, 12, 13, 30, 31, 43 additional no. 39... rubbish man... one person who bought in hougang won..block 810 or something..i also dont know where it is... anyway.. 10 million bucks eluded me...

lousy

my heart's heavy.. i feel lousy... i feel like a fucked up being..

blah blah blah

how time flies... its already the 5th day of CNY and most people are heading back to work.. it also signifies the end of hardcore gambling thru the previous 5 nights where my friends and i have lost considerable amount of sleep.. i thought today can recover some..no nono..my mother had to drag me out of the bed to visit my uncle ( whom i have seen for 3 days out of past 5 ).. almost resorted to using a bed that i know lies a few blocks away...

Wasnt excited bout CNY... was only looking forward to playing cards.. time of the year when everyone , read police, is fine with you gambling.. of course i lost money..darn ...should have kept all the money including ang pow money and go on a trip or get a new phone or something...

Tomorrow or rather today is Valentine's Day ( or how some people would pronouce valentiMe's day ).. f$%king overhyped and overrated day... dont you think so? not saying this because i dont have a date... but everything's so expensive out there... i would buy my date dinner... prata that is... packet the prata go somewhere nice and eat... i have never stayed home on any Vday... this year will not be any different..but i was thinking.. damn difficult to find someone who's single and would wanna hang out with me... go sit some place in town and count the number of girls carry bouquets... honestly..i dont mind a girl asking me out on a date.. she picks me up..buys me dinner..gives me a gift like a car or a property... or a plane ticket ... i know i know...i wait long long...

Anyway to all my friends who are gonna celebrate Valentine's Day and spend crazy amounts of moolah... have a good one!! GREAT SEX to you guys too... i also want... *whimper* wahah

battle lost

just came back from mel seet's place.. lose money at blackjack.. if only i had enough capital.. i wanna be banker.. my favourite pastime over CNY...so anyone wanna go into partnership with me? we'll split capital half half and i'll do all the work..shuffling n dealing... looks like tomorrow i wake up..do a lil visiting here n there..then battle starts again... happy cock..oops i mean rooster year!!

reunion dinners

hi people...

im just done with my reunion dinner..believe most of you out there are still having yours... i dont know if you're like me.. personally, i look forward to a reunion dinner..and sometimes not... my reunion dinners have gone smaller considerably over the past years as my cousins get married one by one..and so my uncles n aunties will have their own reunion dinner with their new son/daughter -in-law.

my reunion dinner union - dad, mum, bro, me, uncle, auntie(dad's youngest sis) and their son.

i look forward to the dinners cause i get to see my relatives.. my uncle's quite a joker..auntie cares a lot for my bro n i.. and my cousin.. wonderful to see him grow into a fine young man. but there are the inevitable questions... "got gf? hows life?" etc... fortunately, this yr..spotlight's on my bro... cause hes leaving for brisbane next week... dad n uncle asked him to find a gf there who will take care of him when hes there i.e. wash underwear iron clothes...cook... i just sit there quiet eating my bee hoon and yong tau foo.... (wah i type a lot already..first time my post so serious)

this year my steamboat got no beef... fucked up right ? where got steamboat no beef one? well sorry to all buddhists out there who cant eat beef... but i love beef.. mother say no beef at market..

anyway i wish you people happy new year EVE!! ban lark ah!!

i know its a school

i know its a school of fishes...but there were only 7 of them.. and my idea of school is huge... like hundreds? when we went to school... there were not just 7 of us right? ...7 would be a gang... so there you go

superhero

its a hot monday afternoon...

and yes im home.. doing a lil ( seems major to me ) spring cleaning around the house... i realised that house got way toooooooo many things... amazing race should come here and have an event here...see which team can clean this whole house the fastest or something like that..

anyay the main story is this.. my mum was about to clean the parapet on the 3rd story... she sprinkled detergent onto it.. on came the water...then i realised that i have fishes on the first floor... directly below the parapet... i was thinking shit!!my fishes ain't gonna swim in all that detergent ..and then die on me.. AGAIN!i stopped my mum.. ran down..scooped the lil ones and i had to cover their lil home with a plastic sheet... phew... my fishes were about to become a small part of history... not that i love the fishes a lot.. but i had one whole gang/family/clan/whatever of fishes dying on me few months back and i dont want the same thing to happen ... this group just managed to survive for CNY...*dong dong chiang*

in case you didnt know, fishes cough.

adieous amigo

free incoming calls

heres a small shout out to all of you out there..hmm so far only 2 people know bout my blog.. yes..thats jac n pril...

i got free incoming calls...so got business , call me. no business also call me....

~call me.. call me...baby baby call me now...~

super dolphin

sure feels weird to write a blog...

i got home missing desperate housewives...was busy drinking hoegaarden thru a straw.. with one of my most loved people in the world (there are not many to begin with). just finished watching a documentary on dolphins.. showcasing their intelligence and how they hunt..and how they actually help man to fish.. it is truly amazing.. i wanna go get a pet dolphin.. and oh ya..STIPPERELLA KICKS ASS