Thursday, February 24, 2005

trippy

i just had one of the weirdest dreams.

you know dreams, you dont really remember them...since i still can remember parts of it...i better put them down onto my blog.. this is what happened...

i was in a shophouse.. hearsay there was something/someone hiding in there...an evil force of sorts... (not so much of a spirit but in a human form)..we ( i also dont know who's we) were all slowly creeping around the place. hoping to subdue this evil. suddenly this auntie ran up to me and said " you'd better go change and run fast!" my first thought was that this evil thing(lets call him chan) had seen me and is now after me. i had better change my top and run away as fast as i can.. so i rushed out thru the back door, changing at the same time.. i remembered slipping into a blue linen shirt.. i ran out and then i hid behind a sign at the roadside that reads
"H O L L Y W O O D". thru the gaps of the sign , i could see him running past...(surprisingly, he was wearing the exact same top as i did) so i made my way back to the shophouse.. funny that everyone's not around and my guess was that they went for lunch.

weather was terrible and i was panting.. decided to make myself a nice cold drink and vegetate in front of the television. I was watching a documentary on fishes when suddenly chan storms right in. i knew there was no way i could escape..so i decided to remain calm.. he sat me down, forcefully and started interrogating me.. apparently he thinks im from some other planet or something. he turned his attention to the TV and insists that my "planet" is sending a message out to me, giving me orders and stuff.. but i told chan that this was merely a show, a documentary on fishes..he refused to believe and then turned to me and said "you got a lot of money right?" i looked at him, kinda resigned to my own fate, took out a bundle of notes comprising of 5 dollars and 2 dollars notes (probably from the CNY gambling) and among the notes, we saw a "ONE BILLION DOLLARS" note...wasnt from the singapore board of currencies. it looked more like a dollar bill from the mad magazine game. chan then believed that it was real money..idiot.

then came in two cops... (husband n wife somemore). they were looking for me apparently (did i commit a crime?) and i told them that i would leave with them... then i grabbed chan's head and started slamming his head into a cabinet several times... that made him slightly unconscious and slowed him down..i handcuffed him with his very own pair of handcuffs, to the toilet door and i left with the couple cops... then i realised that i did not remove the key to the handcuffs from chan's pocket...how clever! so as i left with the cops, i was telling them the entire story and how chan strikes fear into me and everyone else... they were smiling as i was telling them the happenings, and along the way i also found out that the female cop has an affair with a hairstylist who was with them ...funny thing was the couple cops and the hairstylist were heading to a ktv bar...(dont ask me why they came looking for me in the first place)
at this point of time, the sun was shining on me gloriously and it got too hot for me to continue with the dumb/weird dream...

just thought that i share this with you guys...wonder what happened to chan... if he appears in your dreams, tell me.. :)

1 Comments:

Blogger April said...

Dude, I thought I had strange dreams but your dreams are weird to the point I'm getting a little wigged out. Haha... Ask Jac to tell you (if she remembers lah!) about the nightmare she had with the woman in red, her brother and the bak choi. Now that was extremely strange and utterly freaky. Heh...

February 24, 2005 12:41 AM  

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