pissed on/off?

2 days ago, wednesday, i was at zouk...yes yes..call me loser... its my 3rd mambo in a row.... but that would not be my focal point today....

as usual, at members..alcohol was everywhere... drank, laughed, met new people, played silly games... and then came the time of the night when you just wanna head on home... whenever i wanted to leave, this towering dude would always hold me back..asking me to stay on (and when i do stay on, theres nothing enticing to warrant me doing so!). so i told him i was gonna go to the toilet and then head on home... he went with me to the gents.... i finshed my business...was next to him at the urnial, patting his back, telling him that i was gonna go.

when suddenly, this M*th*rf*cking S*n of a b*tch turned to his right smiling... and yes you guessed it! his friggin pee got onto my berms and my right hand!! there he was, grinning..then within the split second, i felt the WARMTH on my right hand!! argh!! i washed my hand and berms and walked off.... i was indeed pissed on to be pissed off....

but Confucious (how da hell do you spell his name?) aka Kong Zi once said "Its always better to be pissed OFF than to be pissed ON."